How to Set Up a Threesome

Dear Zane,

I want to have a MFM threesome with my girl. I am not gay at all, but the fantasy of seeing her be a freak is a huge turn on. We always watch it in porno movies and the shit is the bomb to us. She said that she fantasizes about it, but she is nervous about really doing it. We don't know how to pick the right person or scenario for it to happen. What should I do?

Signed,
How to Be Freaky

Dear How to Be Freaky,

I will give you some advice but then I am also going to give you a warning. First off, most of your male friends would be willing to get down with your girl but I doubt you would want to go that route. You could ask your woman if she has someone in mind, a casual friend, but stay away from coworkers. You are seriously asking for trouble. Of course, you can find any kind of situation you could imagine on the Internet. Type "Swinging" into Google and have a field day. But my best suggestion is to go out to a local club, scope out some men that she feels she can be with like that, and then have her approach them and ask. In today's society, freakiness has become the norm and dating went out the window.

Now for my warning. I always tell people to tread carefully when it comes to opening up the floodgates of a relationship. It can often backfire. You say you want to see your woman get down with another man but are you really prepared to have that image in your head for the remainder of your life? Most people do not even want to imagine their mate with someone else, rather less witness them getting enjoyment from another person. Will you still respect her? Will she still respect you after being so willing to share her? What if she is feeling the other man's sex more than yours and makes a return visit without you? How can you blame her if you encouraged it in the first place? You need to think long and hard about this before you proceed. While people are entitled to do whatever they wish, you also have to realize that everything is not for everybody.

Blessings,
Zane